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		<title>Lil Wayne&#8217;s America&#8217;s Most Wanted Tour Concert Review and Photos</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Young Money Presents: America’s Most Wanted tour made it&#8217;s Phoenix stop on August 12, 2009 at the Cricket Wireless Pavilion to a packed house.  The show&#8217;s headliner Lil Wayne aka &#8220;the best rapper alive&#8221; left no room for doubt that he indeed is the best when it comes to delivering an explosive live set! After [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thearizonareview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MWTwebsize21.JPG"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2173" title="MWTwebsize21" src="http://www.thearizonareview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MWTwebsize21-200x300.jpg" alt="MWTwebsize21" width="200" height="300" /></a><strong>Young Money Presents: America’s Most Wanted</strong> tour made it&#8217;s Phoenix stop<strong> </strong>on August 12, 2009 at the <strong>Cricket Wireless Pavilion</strong> to a packed house.  The show&#8217;s headliner <strong>Lil Wayne</strong> aka &#8220;the best rapper alive&#8221; left no room for doubt that he indeed is the best when it comes to delivering an explosive live set!</p>
<p>After about two hours of opening sets from <strong>Jeremih, Pleasure P, Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em, </strong>and<strong> Young Jeezy</strong>, the lights dimmed and the crowd and pyrotechnics lit up for the headliner <strong>Lil Wayne</strong>. The jumbo screen displayed a live feed from backstage as <strong>Lil Wayne</strong> was heading towards the stage. The crowd erupted in mass frenzy as <strong>Lil Wayne</strong> appeared before them as if he was the second coming of Christ. <strong>Lil Wayne</strong> erupted like a heavyweight boxing champ, he came out swinging not holding back hitting the crowd with hit after hit. Giving the crowd exactly what they wanted!</p>
<p>And just like a great heavyweight champ <strong>Lil Wayne</strong> addressed his masses. “I must get three things off my chest. The first one is, I believe in God, do you?” he asked, the crowd affirming that they did. “The second one is, I ain’t shit without you, so make noise for what you’ve created! Third, most important one is, I ain’t shit without you so make noise for what you created! Now if you came to have a good excellent muthaf*@kin’ time say, F&amp;*k yeah!”</p>
<p><strong>The Young Money presents: America&#8217;s Most Wanted</strong> tour defiantly lived up to all the hype! Additional dates have just been added make sure you don&#8217;t miss it when you comes through you city. Purchase your tickets through <a title="LIVE NATION" href="http://www.livenation.com" target="_blank">Live Nation.</a></p>
<p><strong>»</strong> 8/6 &#8211; Cuyahoga Falls, OH @ Blossom Music Center<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/7 &#8211; Bristow, VA @ Nissan Pavilion at Stone Ridge<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/8 &#8211; Raleigh, NC @ Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/9 &#8211; Atlanta, GA @ Aaron&#8217;s Amphitheatre at Lakewood<br />
<strong>» 8/12 &#8211; Phoenix, AZ @ Cricket Wireless Pavilion</strong><br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/13 &#8211; Universal City, CA @ Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal CityWalk<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/14 &#8211; Anaheim, CA @ Honda Center<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/15 &#8211; Concord, CA @ Sleep Train Pavilion at Concord<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/17 &#8211; Vancouver, BC @ General Motors Place<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/18 &#8211; Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/20 &#8211; Englewood, CO @ Fiddler&#8217;s Green Amphitheatre<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/21 &#8211; Tulsa, OK @ BOK Center<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/22 &#8211; The Woodlands, TX @ The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/23 &#8211; Dallas, TX @ Superpages.com Center</p>
<p><strong>Additional dates:</strong></p>
<p><strong>»</strong> 8/24 &#8211; Kansas City, MO @ Starlight Theatre<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/27 &#8211; Darien Center, NY @ Darien Lake Theme Park Resort<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/28 &#8211; Noblesville, IN @ Verizon Wireless Music Center<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/29 &#8211; Tinley Park, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre<br />
<strong>»</strong> 8/30 &#8211; Clarkston, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre<br />
<strong>»</strong> 9/01 &#8211; St. Paul, MN @ Xcel Energy Center<br />
<strong>»</strong> 9/02 &#8211; Milwaukee, WI @ Marcus Amphitheatre<br />
<strong>»</strong> 9/03 &#8211; Cincinnati, OH @ PNC Pavilion at Riverbend<br />
<strong>»</strong> 9/04 &#8211; Charlotte, NC @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre<br />
<strong>»</strong> 9/06 &#8211; Sunrise, FL @ BankAtlantic Center</p>
<p><strong>Set list:</strong></p>
<p>Cannon<br />
A Milli<br />
Got Money<br />
Sky Is The Limit<br />
Phone Home<br />
Mr. Carter<br />
Go DJ<br />
Fireman<br />
Money On My Mind<br />
Best Rapper Alive<br />
Walk This Way<br />
Prom Queen w/ Shanell<br />
Play in My Band w/ Shanell<br />
I&#8217;m Me<br />
Turnin&#8217; Me On<br />
Kush<br />
You Ain&#8217;t Know<br />
We Taken Over w/ Birdman<br />
I Run This  w/ Birdman<br />
Always Strapped w/ Birdman and Mack Maine<br />
3peat<br />
Let The Beat Build<br />
Comfortable<br />
Mrs. Officer<br />
Lollipop w/ Shanell<br />
Tie My Hands<br />
Shoot Me Down<br />
Every Girl in the World w/Young Money</p>
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		<title>Paris Hilton thinks she can Jump Start her Music Career</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deziree Muudie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How can you jump-start something that was dead to begin with? I don&#8217;t get it. Paris Hilton is reportedly hard at work on her sophomore album release, which is said to include this dandy little track titled Jailhouse Baby. Hilton&#8217;s latest song Jailhouse Baby reportedly delves into the heiress&#8217;s experience during her time in a [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>How can you jump-start something that was dead to begin with?</h2>
<p>I don&#8217;t get it. Paris Hilton is reportedly hard at work on her sophomore album release, which is said to include this dandy little track titled <em>Jailhouse Baby.</em><br />
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<p>Hilton&#8217;s latest song <em>Jailhouse Baby</em> reportedly delves into the heiress&#8217;s experience during her time in a Lynwood California jail. Mind you, the Lynwood jail is said to be a walk in the park compared to the Los Angeles county jail &#8211; which is home to, well, all of the &#8220;regular&#8221; criminals in Los Angeles county.</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t even get into what I think about Paris Hilton&#8217;s voice &#8211; which sounds like it&#8217;s been synthesized to hell; I&#8217;ll let you listen for yourself and form an opinion as to her vocal talent (cough). What really irks me personally are the lyrics, which are a lame attempt to somehow relate Paris&#8217;s &#8220;horrible experience behind bars&#8221; to the masses.</p>
<h3>The lyrics of <em>Jailhouse Baby</em> literally invoked my gag reflex.</h3>
<p>CNN and MTV<br />
All cameras focused on me<br />
Helicopters up above<br />
Oh, what a travesty</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a crazy world at war<br />
Right outside of my front door<br />
They&#8217;re wasting time on me<br />
I&#8217;m just a jailhouse baby</p>
<p>Oh, I&#8217;m [seeing] so sleepy<br />
Jailhouse baby<br />
No window the the world<br />
I&#8217;m a little, I&#8217;m a little jailbird</p>
<p>Cool nights and freezing water,<br />
Fluorescents always on<br />
Stuck here behind this glass<br />
My parents see their daughter</p>
<p>Judge, you&#8217;re no celebrity<br />
You&#8217;re a desperate wannabe<br />
Sourpuss, you&#8217;d rather leave<br />
Real criminals on the streets</p>
<p>Oh, I&#8217;m [seeing]  so sleepy<br />
Jailhouse baby<br />
No window the the world<br />
I&#8217;m a little, I&#8217;m a little jailbird</p>
<p>Handcuffs and cold concrete<br />
Notes slipped right under my door<br />
Look at me, caught in this cage<br />
Just like an enemy</p>
<p>Like a public enemy<br />
Make a martyr out of me<br />
How dangerous can I be?<br />
I&#8217;m just a jailhouse baby</p>
<p>Oh, I&#8217;m  [seeing]  so sleepy<br />
Jailhouse baby<br />
No window the the world<br />
I&#8217;m a little, I&#8217;m a little jailbird</p>
<p>All those lonely nights of terror<br />
I thank you for your letters<br />
Words from around the world<br />
For the lonely, little jailbird</p>
<p>Still haunted by my errors<br />
Why&#8217;s the system so unfair?<br />
But I&#8217;m stronger than before<br />
No, I&#8217;m no longer scared.</p>
<p>So now that she&#8217;s done &#8220;hard time&#8221; (20-some-odd days), Paris feels the need to make a little chump change by selling her vocalized version of events. Who exactly does she think this song will identify with? I doubt there are many other people out there that can say that:</p>
<ol>
<li> They are bazillionaire heir&#8217;s to a massive fortune and know no life outside of being waited on hand and foot  &#8212; AND &#8211;</li>
<li>They have been sentenced to time in a jail where the worst thing there is to complain about are the fluorescent lights and the cold water.</li>
</ol>
<p>I really had nothing <em>much</em> against Paris before hearing this song -  really! I am admittedly not a huge fan and never really followed her career, but there was practically no way to live in Los Angeles and not hear about the Paris Hilton jail story every waking minute. When she was allowed to go home after serving less than one day of her 45 day sentence I was appalled, but remember, I live in Los Angeles: home of OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson &#8211; I&#8217;ve learned not to be surprised about such things. I really could have gone on about my business and never been <em>forced</em> to go on this tirade had I never heard this song.</p>
<p><strong>Lastly (and I rest my case &#8211; I swear), I still can&#8217;t get over this part of the song:</strong></p>
<p>Judge, you&#8217;re no celebrity<br />
You&#8217;re a desperate wannabe<br />
Sourpuss, you&#8217;d rather leave<br />
Real criminals on the streets</p>
<p>So apparently, driving around drunk off your ass is not a crime?</p>
<p>Hey Paris, just because you&#8217;re not a <strong><em>real singer</em> </strong>or a <em><strong>real actress</strong></em> doesn&#8217;t mean you aren&#8217;t a <em><strong>real criminal</strong></em>.</p>
<p>If I were the music police, I&#8217;d lock your ass up for recording this ridiculous song.</p>


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		<title>Crack a Bottle &#8211; Eminem&#8217;s New Track: Is Eminem on Crack?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Deziree Muudie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe Eminem should have remained on hiatus. His new track Crack a Bottle leaves me wondering&#8230;is he on crack? Back in the day, Eminem&#8217;s Marshall Mathers CD was one of a select few that was constantly bumped in my ride &#8211; his beats never let me down. I think the man is a fantastically talented [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-518" style="margin-left: 6px; margin-right: 6px;" title="dre-eminem-50-cent-crack-a-bottle" src="http://www.thearizonareview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dre-eminem-50-cent_0.jpg" alt="dre-eminem-50-cent" width="387" height="288" />Maybe Eminem should have remained on hiatus. His new track <em>Crack a Bottle</em> leaves me wondering&#8230;is he on crack?</h2>
<p>Back in the day, Eminem&#8217;s Marshall Mathers CD was one of a select few that was constantly bumped in my ride &#8211; his beats never let me down. I think the man is a fantastically talented rapper, so when he decided to go on an extended hiatus a few years back, I was pretty disappointed.  With that said, you might understand my excitement today when I heard that Eminem&#8217;s new track titled <em>Crack a Bottle</em> featuring Dr. Dre and 50-Cent could be heard <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.spin.com/articles/first-listen-eminem-unveils-new-song" target="_blank">online at SPIN Magazine</a>; I was so excited in fact, that I shut down anything near me that made noise and told my friend, &#8220;Shhh&#8230;this is gonna be good&#8221; as I proceeded to hit the play button.</p>
<h4>My excitement over Eminem&#8217;s new track quickly faded into a look of &#8220;What the f&#8230;..&#8221;?</h4>
<p><em>Crack a bottle</em> starts out with Eminem shouting &#8220;Ladies and Gentleman, the moment you&#8217;ve all been waiting for&#8230;&#8221;, (ok, he was right on so far) and with a tempo that you hope will pick up, he proceeds to go on about Slim Shady&#8217;s rap sheet containing some amount of murders, assaults and rapes &#8212; Huh? Is bragging about the number of rapes you&#8217;ve committed the new thug-shock-value-statement? I guess just saying you &#8220;murdered a fool&#8221; isn&#8217;t good enough anymore.</p>
<p>The most ridiculous part of <em>Crack a bottle</em> is during Eminem&#8217;s introduction of 50-Cent &#8211; his name is overly white-breaded to sound phonetically correct. Hey, I&#8217;m white and even I know it&#8217;s pronounced <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fiddy+cent" target="_blank">FIDDY</a> &#8211; geez!</p>
<p><em>Crack the bottle</em> literally goes no-where. The dead tempo never picks up;  instead it flat-lines to the point of boring. The chorus, which repeats &#8220;<strong>Where&#8217;s the rubbers? Who&#8217;s got the rubbers?</strong>&#8221; while it does promote safe sex, also promotes dead lyrics. There is no flow, no clever lyrics and certainly no old-school Eminem style; Hell, there&#8217;s barely any Dr. Dre or 50-Cent style on this track. <em></em></p>
<p><strong><em>Crack a bottle</em> is mediocre at best</strong><strong> and If he keeps up like this, Eminem won&#8217;t need those rubbers he&#8217;s been looking for; he will have effectively sterilized his career.</strong></p>
<p>Photo Source: SPIN Magazine<strong><br />
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